Hank

Hank is a man who lives by a simple code: if you find it, it’s yours. That’s how he got his "million-dollar" ideas, that’s how he got the Chucky doll living under his floorboards, and most importantly, that’s how he got his wife. Back at the 1977 Midland Miss Fall Fair, Dirty Dan was actually the one dating the runner-up, Stella. But in a move that changed park history, Dan "lost" her somewhere between the Tilt-A-Whirl and the poutine stand. Hank found her, swept her off her feet, and they’ve been together ever since—much to Dan’s eternal frustration.

What Hank lacks in "book learning"—having officially retired from the school system after Grade 3—he makes up for in pure, unadulterated ambition. He might not be able to read a map or a contract, but he knows a get-rich-quick scheme when he smells one. He’s spent the last 40 years trying to prove to Stella (and himself) that a man with a Grade 3 education can still become a trailer park tycoon.

• Favorite Activities: Hunting for his next "big break," trying to remember what a "fractions" is, and reminding Dirty Dan that "Finders Keepers" is the law of the land.

• Academic Peak: Knowing all the words to the "Alphabet Song" (up until the letter M).

• Greatest Achievement: Finding the future Mrs. Hank at the Fall Fair and never letting go.

Stella

Don’t let the housecoat and the yelling fool you—Stella was the Runner-Up for the Midland Miss Fall Fair of 1977. That was the year she captured Hank’s heart (and Dirty Dan’s obsession). These days, she’s a bit more "emotionally complex." One minute she’s fiercely protective of her man, and the next she’s screaming at him to get out of her sight. She’s deeply insecure and keeps a very suspicious eye on Suzette, convinced that the "good Christian woman" act is just a cover to steal Hank away.

• Favorite Activities: Reminiscing about 1977, yelling at Hank, and monitoring Suzette’s every move.

• The Stella Swing: She loves Hank... she just can't stand him right now.

Suzette

Suzette didn’t always live in a "scuzzy" trailer. She once had the life: a wealthy husband, twin daughters, and a beautiful home. That all vanished on Valentine's Day when her husband of 40 years ran off with her best friend and hid all the money in Yuma, Arizona. Now living in the park and abandoned by her daughters, Suzette leans on her Catholic faith to survive. She’s on a mission from God to "improve" Hank and Stella, whether they like it or not.

• Favorite Activities: Praying for the park’s many sinners, hosting "improvement" sessions, and hoping for a postcard from her daughters.

• Mission: Bringing a little bit of class (and a lot of Jesus) to the trailer park.

Pumpkin Head

Every "CEO" needs a "Vice President," and for Hank, that’s Pumpkin Head. While the rest of the park thinks Hank’s ideas are crazy, Pumpkin Head is a true believer. He is the silent partner in every single get-rich-quick scheme, usually serving as the designated "volunteer" for whatever dangerous experiment Hank and Dirty Dan have cooked up. He doesn't say much, but his commitment to the cause is undeniable—even when that cause inevitably ends with him being launched into the stratosphere or blown to smithereens.

• Favorite Activities: Faithfully supporting Hank’s latest business pitch, serving as a crash-test dummy for new inventions, and exploding in spectacular fashion for the fans.

• Loyalty Level: 100% (at least until he's reduced to 100% orange mush).

Dirty Dan

Dirty Dan might be an illegal dealer and a pyromaniac, but he’s also a romantic. He’s been carrying a torch for Stella since she walked across that stage at the 1977 Miss Fall Fair. Every explosion he sets off and every shady deal he makes is, in his mind, a way to prove he’s a better provider than Hank. He’s always looking for a way to "hook a brother up," but he’d give it all up if Stella would just look at him the way she did in the late 70s.

• Favorite Activities: Blowing up Pumpkin Head, running illegal side-hustles, and pining for the "One That Got Away" (Stella).

• Secret Motive: Waiting for Hank’s next scheme to fail so he can swoop in and save Stella.